Monday, 3 June 2013

Leroy's Birthday!


Ayup loves,

It were Leroy's birthday yesterday, which meant we finally got to give him his pressie, a load of videos that me and Major Gubbins found in this abandoned suitcase. We had a rummage through the rest of the stuff, but it were all pretty norribles. Smelt funny and was covered in funny red stains.


Abandoned Suitcase - Taken by Major Gubbins

In the morning, before Leroy got up, Major Gubbins made a little treasure hunt type doobury, you know, to make it fun love. He wrote little clues on post-its and stuck them around the flat, but Leroy didn't get it and went round chuntering about all the marks the glue had left on the wallpaper, putting them all in the bin, which luckily was where we'd hid the pile of videos. Ooh!


Leroy seemed really happy with the videos, so much so that he wanted to spend all day watching them. Minor Gubbins let him use the TV, on the condition that he could have it back at night, for a bit of blue, the filthy limpet.

The first video we watched were quite boring to be honest love, just a man cleaning guns, I usually like to see a man cleaning his weapon, and he was very thorough but it went on too long and I didn't like his blubbering. 

The second video was alright though, Baywatch, series one. Ooh! I'd like to be their beach towel and catch their pubic hair in my fibres. 

I were telling Gary the Slug all about it last night and this morning he turned up in this outfit. 


'Gary the Slug... Does Baywatch' by Trevor the Lady Towel
'Gary the Slug... Does Baywatch' by Trevor the Lady Towel

He is a handsome little slug.


'Portrait of Trevor the Lady Towel' by TONE.


- Trevor the Lady Towel

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